Hoglidged is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, temperamental jackal.

Hoglidged created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hoglidged, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hoglidged, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hoglidged's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hoglidged's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Run away from blue shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.