Gepzimstaf is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, grumpy pigeon.
Gepzimstaf created gold four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Gepzimstaf, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Gepzimstaf, he will turn you into a rat.
Gepzimstaf's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Gepzimstaf's Holy Commandments1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always help sick horses.
4. Never eat turnips.
5. Do not dye your hair magenta.