Hombigyart Yartinggov is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, calm zebra.
Hombigyart Yartinggov created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Hombigyart Yartinggov, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Hombigyart Yartinggov, it will turn you into a puffin.
Hombigyart Yartinggov's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Hombigyart Yartinggov's Holy Commandments1. Run away from brown geese, for they are unholy.
2. Do not wear lead on your body.
3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. Hombigyart Yartinggov loves ants, so they must be respected.