Larnxuckneg Nabrigmad Badnill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring toad.

Larnxuckneg Nabrigmad Badnill created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnxuckneg Nabrigmad Badnill, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larnxuckneg Nabrigmad Badnill, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Larnxuckneg Nabrigmad Badnill's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Larnxuckneg Nabrigmad Badnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed rice to whales while wearing purple rings.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Do not run in public.