Dudkabkop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-assured weasel.

Dudkabkop created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudkabkop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudkabkop, she will not invite you to parties.

Dudkabkop's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dudkabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.