Libtimrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty faun.

Libtimrat created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Libtimrat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libtimrat, she will come to you in dreams.

Libtimrat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Libtimrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Never skip in the presence of badgers.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.