Bogdutpidraphongam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sapient eagle.

Bogdutpidraphongam created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdutpidraphongam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogdutpidraphongam, she will not invite you to parties.

Bogdutpidraphongam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bogdutpidraphongam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.