Taillit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish alligator.

Taillit created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taillit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Taillit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Taillit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Taillit's Holy Commandments

1. Taillit loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.