Vegdagcem is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage raven.
Vegdagcem created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Vegdagcem, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in Vegdagcem, he will curse you with boils.
Vegdagcem's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Vegdagcem's Holy Commandments1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Run away from gray moths, for they are unholy.
3. Never feed aubergines to tapirs while wearing green tights.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.