Didsidfudwat Garflapgamomt is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud wombat.
Didsidfudwat Garflapgamomt created matter five thousand years ago.
If you believe in Didsidfudwat Garflapgamomt, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Didsidfudwat Garflapgamomt, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Didsidfudwat Garflapgamomt's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Didsidfudwat Garflapgamomt's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about rats.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.
4. You must never eat grapes.
5. Fast once a month.