Mumcedsansat is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, humane deer.
Mumcedsansat created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in Mumcedsansat, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Mumcedsansat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Mumcedsansat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Mumcedsansat's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not dye your hair blue.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.