Cidbabkimratquatstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented tapir.

Cidbabkimratquatstaf created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Cidbabkimratquatstaf, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidbabkimratquatstaf, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cidbabkimratquatstaf's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cidbabkimratquatstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silver sculptures of Cidbabkimratquatstaf on top of important buildings.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cidbabkimratquatstaf.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.