Farlungess is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying bee.

Farlungess created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farlungess, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Farlungess, he will cry a lot.

Farlungess' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Farlungess' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farlungess.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Never skip near sheep.
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