Vigwitmab Nilbusjat is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, caring elephant.
Vigwitmab Nilbusjat created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in Vigwitmab Nilbusjat, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Vigwitmab Nilbusjat, it will turn you into a mole.
Vigwitmab Nilbusjat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Vigwitmab Nilbusjat's Holy Commandments1. Always wear pink.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.
4. Hide from yellow monkeys for they are unholy.
5. Never talk about turtles.