Buscanjarn is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive hamster.
Buscanjarn created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in Buscanjarn, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in Buscanjarn, he will turn you into a snail.
Buscanjarn's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Buscanjarn's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce near foxes.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Worship no other gods but Buscanjarn.