Piggig Pitfumdam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, deceitful wyvern.

Piggig Pitfumdam created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Piggig Pitfumdam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Piggig Pitfumdam, it will turn you into a worm.

Piggig Pitfumdam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Piggig Pitfumdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs blue.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.