Bidappnan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless fairy.
Bidappnan created a strange quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in Bidappnan, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Bidappnan, she will turn you into a dog.
Bidappnan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Bidappnan's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.
3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
4. Never feed figs to doves while wearing mauve coats.
5. Never go into fawn rooms.