Tinnulldad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing swan.

Tinnulldad created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinnulldad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tinnulldad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tinnulldad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tinnulldad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never skip in the presence of tortoises.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect six lead sculptures of Tinnulldad on top of important buildings.