Bun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent otter.

Bun created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Bun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bun, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed bread to gulls while wearing cyan jumpers.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.