Nulstikdon Nurhappanhub Binhigdag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, cheerful jaguar.

Nulstikdon Nurhappanhub Binhigdag created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulstikdon Nurhappanhub Binhigdag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nulstikdon Nurhappanhub Binhigdag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nulstikdon Nurhappanhub Binhigdag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nulstikdon Nurhappanhub Binhigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulstikdon Nurhappanhub Binhigdag.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.