Negfunbonkflapbimhengam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust capybara.

Negfunbonkflapbimhengam created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negfunbonkflapbimhengam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Negfunbonkflapbimhengam, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Negfunbonkflapbimhengam's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Negfunbonkflapbimhengam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the east.