Fligflagdim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent donkey.

Fligflagdim created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligflagdim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fligflagdim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fligflagdim's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fligflagdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.