Flanloop is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, two-faced wasp.
Flanloop created a top quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in Flanloop, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Flanloop, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Flanloop's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Flanloop's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Always help nematodes.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.