Zakdidxin is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident coyote.
Zakdidxin created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.
If you believe in Zakdidxin, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Zakdidxin, it will turn you into a rat.
Zakdidxin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Zakdidxin's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never go into white rooms.
3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Zakdidxin on top of important buildings.
4. Always obey Zakdidxin's priests.
5. Never think about gravity.