Kinwipgig Gidxincuss is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless chicken.

Kinwipgig Gidxincuss created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinwipgig Gidxincuss, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kinwipgig Gidxincuss, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Kinwipgig Gidxincuss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kinwipgig Gidxincuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must love Kinwipgig Gidxincuss.

3. Kinwipgig Gidxincuss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.