Tanfomhen is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable wasp.
Tanfomhen created bats two years ago.
If you believe in Tanfomhen, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Tanfomhen, he will turn you into a sheep.
Tanfomhen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Tanfomhen's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Foxes are not to be trusted.
4. Never wear tights.
5. Do not cook food in pots.