Queegmumnarl is a god.
It takes the form of a large, ill-tempered hydra.
Queegmumnarl created a top quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in Queegmumnarl, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Queegmumnarl, it will destroy your home solar system.
Queegmumnarl's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Queegmumnarl's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Queegmumnarl nine times a day.
2. Always treat birds with great respect.
3. Never wear fawn rings.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never paint your hands purple.