Wodneghat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable ferret.

Wodneghat created water two years ago.

If you believe in Wodneghat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wodneghat, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wodneghat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wodneghat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Always stare at clouds.