Volnurhittabcuding is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable slug.

Volnurhittabcuding created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volnurhittabcuding, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Volnurhittabcuding, it will turn you into a rat.

Volnurhittabcuding's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Volnurhittabcuding's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never run near pigs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.