Satfoncun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish bat.

Satfoncun created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Satfoncun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Satfoncun, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Satfoncun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Satfoncun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise monkeys for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Run away from cyan geese, for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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