Natflypib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ruthless owl.

Natflypib created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Natflypib, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Natflypib, it will send you a sign.

Natflypib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Natflypib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve snails, for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natflypib.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not make images of living things.