Bagmutgom is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome parrot.

Bagmutgom created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagmutgom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bagmutgom, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bagmutgom's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bagmutgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed beans to birds while wearing indigo ear rings.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about comets.