Nellcedyik is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise dolphin.

Nellcedyik created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Nellcedyik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nellcedyik, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nellcedyik's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nellcedyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Never feed gooseberries to dolphins while wearing mauve scarves.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nellcedyik on top of all buildings.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.