Lamyokgam is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident capybara.
Lamyokgam created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Lamyokgam, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Lamyokgam, he will turn you into a hamster.
Lamyokgam's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Lamyokgam's Holy Commandments1. Always wear cyan.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Always treat sharks with great respect.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never think ill of sick cats.