Renyarlhub Zigflycep is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful gnu.

Renyarlhub Zigflycep created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Renyarlhub Zigflycep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Renyarlhub Zigflycep, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Renyarlhub Zigflycep's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Renyarlhub Zigflycep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Never bounce near seals.

5. Never jump in holy places.