Dannurlbim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered hummingbird.

Dannurlbim created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dannurlbim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dannurlbim, he will turn you into a tree.

Dannurlbim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dannurlbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.