Nildossfit is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, benevolent seal.
Nildossfit created the universe eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Nildossfit, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Nildossfit, he will manifest in front of you.
Nildossfit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Nildossfit's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not hurt dogs.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always wear gray.
5. Do not stand on grass.