Zagbellraw is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring chicken.

Zagbellraw created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagbellraw, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagbellraw, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zagbellraw's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Zagbellraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zagbellraw.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. You must pray to Zagbellraw seven times a day.