Tanwadkik Tagbenpak is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humane faun.

Tanwadkik Tagbenpak created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanwadkik Tagbenpak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tanwadkik Tagbenpak, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tanwadkik Tagbenpak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tanwadkik Tagbenpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.