Siglanrapmadmidsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent coyote.

Siglanrapmadmidsaw created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siglanrapmadmidsaw, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Siglanrapmadmidsaw, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Siglanrapmadmidsaw's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Siglanrapmadmidsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of mice.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill monkeys.