Straglensog is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, cheerful duck.
Straglensog created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Straglensog, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Straglensog, she will destroy your home solar system.
Straglensog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Straglensog's Holy Commandments1. Never wear trousers.
2. Always wear turquoise.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not hurt bats.