Kanraphad is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, omniscient gnu.
Kanraphad created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Kanraphad, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Kanraphad, she will jump up and down on your head.
Kanraphad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Kanraphad's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not take Kanraphad's name in vain.
3. Never sing in the presence of bats.
4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
5. Kanraphad loves sheep, so they must be honoured.