Fedgudsab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited bat.

Fedgudsab created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgudsab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fedgudsab, she will come to you in dreams.

Fedgudsab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fedgudsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Erect six nickel sculptures of Fedgudsab on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fedgudsab on top of all buildings.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.