Vogfebrow is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless swan.

Vogfebrow created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogfebrow, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogfebrow, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vogfebrow's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vogfebrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Vogfebrow must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.