Jendagkan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental seal.

Jendagkan created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jendagkan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jendagkan, he will not care.

Jendagkan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jendagkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the south.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Respect your elders.