Capkarkar is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful crow.

Capkarkar created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Capkarkar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Capkarkar, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Capkarkar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Capkarkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never paint your hands violet.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.