Nig is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, pitiless walrus.
Nig created the world three trillion years ago.
If you believe in Nig, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Nig, he will be very unhappy.
Nig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Nig's Holy Commandments1. You must love Nig.
2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
3. Never wear shoes.
4. Do not kill dolphins.
5. Worship no other gods but Nig.