Kamveggeb is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient mouse.
Kamveggeb created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.
If you believe in Kamveggeb, he will not care.
If you do not believe in Kamveggeb, he will destroy your home solar system.
Kamveggeb's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Kamveggeb's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat onions.
2. Kamveggeb loves sheep, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not wear titanium on your body.
4. Do not hurt shrews.
5. Do not listen to music.