Tombimbess is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent newt.
Tombimbess created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in Tombimbess, he will approve.
If you do not believe in Tombimbess, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Tombimbess' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Tombimbess' Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not kill turtles.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Always look after injured gulls.