Bestlidtonk is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage chinchilla.

Bestlidtonk created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Bestlidtonk, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bestlidtonk, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bestlidtonk's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bestlidtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.